Matt Whitaker's History Of Time-Travel, Toilets & Bigfoot


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    To say that Acting Attorney General Matt Whitaker was a snake oil salesman would be to leave out the other items from his catalogue, like toilets for the well-endowed and the concept of time-travel.
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Stonemansteve II
Stonemansteve II

I think we all love time travelling Bigfoot!!! I need that damn toilet!

Vor 6 Tage
刘宇龙
刘宇龙

嗯,,,知道了,是羅伯仿虎豹狮,树侠失職而危害庇特天使众可能性,,,。 但,,,不能打鸽子或打压旧佬,不然会邪教撕走,,,。 就像天使光臨或从床下冒出捉走或床脚拉走,,,而冒出來的,鴿子会怕而飞走,,,。 就醬子,,,。 而東秦王会助太空中心研出浮空卫星,而善圃位即靴子阀坐则坐呗,鸽子圃则王毅脈幼贞解腦熱之童众登圃殿,,,囉。 唉,,,想不到从羅賓到树侠到蝙蝠侠到睡侠,还是年軽帥性,,,?。

Vor 9 Tage
luis cruz
luis cruz

This is the best one in a long time😂😂😂😂😂😂

Vor 9 Tage
Kinky
Kinky

WOW!

Vor 10 Tage
SpukiTheLoveKitten75
SpukiTheLoveKitten75

Be sure to void your bladder before you watch this; You'll DIE FROM LAUGHING! This is the funniest thing I've watched in a long time!

Vor 10 Tage
vondeal1219
vondeal1219

Moron's Are Governing America

Vor 11 Tage
Yaelia
Yaelia

Hahahahahaha

Vor 13 Tage
PutinWithAnimals
PutinWithAnimals

This was one of the best segments with Colbert in recent times. Not that Whitaker didn't give him first class material to work with.....

Vor 13 Tage
PutinWithAnimals
PutinWithAnimals

You know what they say about people with big feet.......

Vor 13 Tage
PutinWithAnimals
PutinWithAnimals

That's "Bigfeet"

Vor 13 Tage
PutinWithAnimals
PutinWithAnimals

Hell, if you believe in a magic baby giving birth to itself and coming down to earth, you might just as well believe in Bigfoot.

Vor 13 Tage
Willard Lentz
Willard Lentz

only liberal lunatics watch this turd

Vor 14 Tage
Willard Lentz
Willard Lentz

Still an idiot and still not funny

Vor 14 Tage
Will Ragsdale
Will Ragsdale

Turns out Bigfoot is really time-traveling Jesus.

Vor 14 Tage
BadReligion9
BadReligion9

America, you never cease to amaze me.

Vor 14 Tage
benedictify
benedictify

Technically, the AG isn’t Congress, and he made no law, so.......

Vor 15 Tage
joiedevivre90
joiedevivre90

“...that would finally accommodate his mighty Sequoia!” 🤣

Vor 15 Tage
Leanne McIntire
Leanne McIntire

Well to be fair, cooling testicals does improve fertility... 😂😂😂

Vor 15 Tage
Dodge This!
Dodge This!

This guy is a genius.

Vor 15 Tage
Miro Mato
Miro Mato

Trump has only best men.

Vor 15 Tage
Kitty
Kitty

Jesus flashing the toilet )))

Vor 16 Tage
Tiago Alexandre
Tiago Alexandre

fun fact what he calls man toilet, is a regular toilet were im from lol.

Vor 16 Tage
J W
J W

This is toooo good!!! Lololol

Vor 16 Tage
RamShadow 777
RamShadow 777

These Republican political hucksters are terrible people.

Vor 17 Tage
mujin70
mujin70

He's gotta ditch his fake Trump voice. It's tired. Can't he just have him talk like a Valley girl?

Vor 17 Tage
Barbara Arndt
Barbara Arndt

Whitaker: A Biblical view of Justice. OMG does this guy wants to put the US 2000 years back? No wonder they love the Saudis so much. Hanging, beheadings, stonings and toture are their hobies.

Vor 17 Tage
Joy Smith
Joy Smith

Yah for sure this guy is nuttier than Trump

Vor 17 Tage
vrsca89
vrsca89

No Mr. Clean jokes about this guy?

Vor 17 Tage
Tom Crowell
Tom Crowell

Stone him. OT says you can't cut the corners of you hair or beard. He f*d up. Yhwh is not happy. Lol

Vor 18 Tage
Shela Yates
Shela Yates

Lolololololol ewwwwwwww! LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!

Vor 18 Tage
Ronin Dave
Ronin Dave

I want to travel back 65 million years ago and build dinosaur-sized bomb shelters.

Vor 18 Tage
Kazimierz Bosman
Kazimierz Bosman

Maybe some fries were already at that galaxy

Vor 18 Tage
se7en857
se7en857

I like that they played street fighter 2, Ken scene

Vor 18 Tage
Fernando RAW
Fernando RAW

WHITAKER could USE TIME-TRAVEL &&& GET A WIG

Vor 18 Tage
mikebott
mikebott

About the toilet though....

Vor 18 Tage
ceyrai
ceyrai

Wait, does Colbert play Zelda??? (Sorry but I fixated on that part of the monologue, the rest was slightly gross.)

Vor 18 Tage
Josue Pina
Josue Pina

When the opioid crisis ends.

Vor 18 Tage
Josue Pina
Josue Pina

The U.S. Constitution. The American way. American values. The American economy. America’s superpower status. Foreign relations. International policy. What else do you know about?

Vor 18 Tage
Josue Pina
Josue Pina

Let’s make it a nightmare again.

Vor 18 Tage
Josue Pina
Josue Pina

Sorry America. We’re having not enough fun.

Vor 18 Tage
Josue Pina
Josue Pina

Bad night I’m having.

Vor 18 Tage
Josue Pina
Josue Pina

Obvious. I’m not going to be a doctor.

Vor 18 Tage
Jim Witte
Jim Witte

Does anybody recognize the music used for the World Patent Marketing time travel video? It sounds like something by audiomachine - they seem to like 4 bar repeats. Shazam doesn't find it, but none of the music search services seem to focus on non-vocal music. ("And quasi-Latin chanting doesn't count!")

Vor 18 Tage
John Greene
John Greene

Nuts

Vor 19 Tage
Kristen Febey
Kristen Febey

Maybe if the water in American toilets wasn't so weirdly high, they wouldn't need that toilet

Vor 19 Tage
Aditya Waghmare
Aditya Waghmare

Ivanka is the only good thing Trump made good for the world to be a better place

Vor 19 Tage
Steve Holmgren
Steve Holmgren

I voted for Trump and I apologize. Like if you forgive me. Don't worry this will all be over soon, but for now this is just my guilt.

Vor 19 Tage
Ekkie101
Ekkie101

This bit has had me laughing for days.

Vor 20 Tage
Giuseppe Perrotta
Giuseppe Perrotta

whittaker looks like bigfoot but shaved maybe he is

Vor 20 Tage
aboodz
aboodz

Holy shit! How is this real?

Vor 20 Tage
Hirnlego999
Hirnlego999

If time traveling will ever work, why don't we see visitors from the future?

Vor 20 Tage
Jo Boxer
Jo Boxer

Stephen, you are on fire!!!!!!

Vor 20 Tage
Wurple Pie
Wurple Pie

orange man bad *computing*

Vor 20 Tage
kozmic zian
kozmic zian

#WHITAKERISAFRAUD

Vor 20 Tage
Robin D. Phillips
Robin D. Phillips

😆😆😆😆😆🤣😆😆😆😆😆😆

Vor 20 Tage
DankNSpank
DankNSpank

So...hot tub time machine irl?

Vor 20 Tage
DankNSpank
DankNSpank

Bigfoot plural would be...Bigfeet? Or Bigfoots?

Vor 20 Tage
Pablo Horteg
Pablo Horteg

What the hell is happening in America right now... How did Whitaker get that job! Insanity.

Vor 20 Tage
Laurantalasah
Laurantalasah

Ok... whom else google the name Jonah Falcon to see if it was true? It fucking is pfff... I love Stephen!

Vor 20 Tage
Juan Carlos Berrocal
Juan Carlos Berrocal

That was really smart,

Vor 21 Tag
Jeffrey Bull
Jeffrey Bull

Order more Chinese-made orange jump suits.

Vor 21 Tag
Josh Wilson
Josh Wilson

Yes, you have sound bites disguising his message, but his evaluation of current judges is sound and just. Your liberal skew makes it seems he's crazy, but of course its for comedy, not real things. So just to put it in perspective for your audience, guy who you dont know bad. Guy who knows something in real lifel is a lie. Meh meh, Bigfoot... meh meh, extra new york. Blah blah something about a toilet.

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Josh Wilson
Josh Wilson

Idiots

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Furrball Nirpaw
Furrball Nirpaw

Think the extra deep toilet would be Great for Trump and Whitaker because there so full of shit no normal toilet could hold it all.

Vor 21 Tag
Aquarius Lyfe
Aquarius Lyfe

Roy rage Lima been.lol

Vor 21 Tag
James Lovell
James Lovell

I thought we couldn't find an AG worse than the evil Keebler elf that is Jefferson Beauregard Sessions; enter Matt Whitaker. This is what you get when a populist candidate is elected without the benefit of winning the popular vote.

Vor 21 Tag
J. Patterson
J. Patterson

That toilet would give a lot of splash back!! Haha

Vor 21 Tag
TheSharipaula
TheSharipaula

how deep is your disgrace to our nation DT?

Vor 22 Tage
Woteyesea Pics and Clips
Woteyesea Pics and Clips

Time Travel Toilets .......on SALE now just in time for Black Friday....if you dont already have one....or get one for a friend

Vor 22 Tage
Ranger 1776
Ranger 1776

WENT THE FULL 10:40 DIDNT LAUGH ONCE.

Vor 22 Tage
Kalepsis
Kalepsis

I need that toilet. I'm tired of dipsticking.

Vor 22 Tage
Michael McGinley
Michael McGinley

Faith has nothing to do with justice.

Vor 22 Tage
For Paws
For Paws

Creepy Whitaker resembles the Pawn Stars guy

Vor 22 Tage
Clubland Exrcixe
Clubland Exrcixe

Ms. Lindsey Graham now "agrees" that Whitaker might be a bad choice? - yesterday he was sucking this loyalist stooge and obstruction of justice dude Whitaker's ball sack ~!~  Which is it Ms Graham - are you flip flopping again today?  Q:  How does the homosexual hating Republican/GOP intermingle with you every day Lindsey Graham?  Republicans in your "house of evil" want to Kill off all gays - you must have a closet all to your own in the senate Ms Lindsey?  The Mueller probe will end when Mr. Mueller is ready to end it traitor Lindsey. tick tick tick

Vor 22 Tage
Hocus Smokus
Hocus Smokus

Whitaker gives Christianity a bad name.

Vor 22 Tage
S MOH
S MOH

MISSED HONORING VETERANS ON VETERANS DAY......NOW I KNOW HE IS MORON

Vor 22 Tage
Courage Karnga
Courage Karnga

Our current attorney general believes in biblical justice... yikes! We're all screwed!

Vor 22 Tage
Alex The Barber
Alex The Barber

Uhh time travel is possible but to think that guy found the way?😂😂😂😂😂 shits to complicated and might never be invented.....but its possible

Vor 22 Tage
I Created An Account For This
I Created An Account For This

Hot tub time machine.

Vor 23 Tage
Andy Toomer
Andy Toomer

I'm still laughing as I type this. Hilarious!

Vor 23 Tage
Rachel 'RTNightmare'
Rachel 'RTNightmare'

John’s face as he says ‘wow’ is great. 😂

Vor 23 Tage
Marilyn Newman
Marilyn Newman

Doing the time warp!

Vor 23 Tage
Irene Gavenlock
Irene Gavenlock

And whitaker is "the man" that trump has enlisted to run the Justice Department of the leading country of the free world? Just gets sicker and sicker.

Vor 23 Tage
Publius Ovidius Naso
Publius Ovidius Naso

He's hilarious! XD So true it makes you want to cry at the state of our politics though.

Vor 23 Tage
F Brind
F Brind

maybe Matt Whittaker is no good for attorney general but he'd be awesome and Trump's space force

Vor 23 Tage
lordnichard
lordnichard

So far we've just been peeing before sitting, but I guess that's convenient.

Vor 23 Tage
Pat Scott
Pat Scott

Shit the hot tub time machine exists. I knew it.

Vor 23 Tage
Coletha Albert
Coletha Albert

The public trust🤔

Vor 23 Tage
Argiod Silvertongue
Argiod Silvertongue

Matt Whitaker IS Bigfoot...

Vor 23 Tage
Gina Kay
Gina Kay

"Snowballs" ICE COLD JUNK.

Vor 23 Tage
Gina Kay
Gina Kay

"Squawtched "

Vor 23 Tage
Gina Kay
Gina Kay

FAKES AND CONS SURROUNDING DRUMPH . THIS IS JUST ANOTHER WAY TO GET NAZIS TO ATTEND A TIKI TORCH EVENT TO GET THEIR PHOTOS. 💟#WORKSBOTHWAYS HATERS. 😅

Vor 23 Tage
Aditya Waghmare
Aditya Waghmare

In all this Trump mess there's only one thing that was good *I came to know about Ivanka* ahem... I *"came"* -for Ivanka-

Vor 23 Tage
lagaman11
lagaman11

Yeah, this is funny, and all, but you have to admit, that "Manly Toilet" is a freaking great idea.

Vor 23 Tage
hellasow
hellasow

Go back in time and read my comment from the past.

Vor 23 Tage
Sarreq Teryx
Sarreq Teryx

I'd bet anything he's a flat-earther, as well.

Vor 23 Tage
Jean Roch
Jean Roch

Holy shit *do not* drink at any point during this video unless you love choking and spitting 🤣🤣🤣

Vor 23 Tage
David Edwards
David Edwards

So the new attorney general is a con man and a crook, accused of ripping off investors. He believes in Bigfoot and time travel. Sounds like the perfect choice for tRump. He has the right qualifications to be president.

Vor 23 Tage
Dutch M
Dutch M

FUNNY! Until you realise it's actually what is happening in the US government

Vor 23 Tage
Himexxdollxx21
Himexxdollxx21

This government warp is getting outta hand, it’s like a narrow view with these people. Be rich, be desperate and compliment our narcissist in office while going hard for straight nonsense. Literally the Great Gatsby had more hidden metaphors without trying too hard.

Vor 23 Tage
terrythecensor
terrythecensor

Holy crap that was extra good.

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