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godofthunder9010
godofthunder9010

YouTube was stupid enough to toss me a Trevor Noah show ad. Hilarious that they have computer algorithms that should be able to figure this shit out. To help their algorithms figure it the fuck out, disliked every single one of his videos to this one. Maybe just maybe the YouTube algorithms realize just how much I HATE Mr Unfunny Cringey Noah. STOP PLUGGING SHIT YOU ALREADY KNOW I WILL HATE!! I'll get as many people as possible to come help me downvote his whole fucking library if this bullshit continues.

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Peter Vesalius
Peter Vesalius

CNN should learn their lesson about inviting just about anybody on their network just to bump up ratings. From the looks of it, CNN seems to be the making of Matt Whittaker.

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Peter Vesalius
Peter Vesalius

Remember when Obama presented the Medal of Freedom with distinction to Joe Biden? Now that's how a president with class acts.

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MrDarkoKos
MrDarkoKos

the smartest ppl have the most chins "you teach them how to treat you" then threates her boss. then says that people should atttack trump when found guilty and fired audience claps

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MrDarkoKos
MrDarkoKos

THIS IS SOOOO FUNNY -mongoloid idiot

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MrDarkoKos
MrDarkoKos

THE COMPANY WAS FINED NOT HIM

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MrDarkoKos
MrDarkoKos

this is comedy? sound likea bunch of people talking shit about our president #treason #fake news #trevorisntfuunny

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MissNebulosity
MissNebulosity

They share business "ethics?" More like shares a LACK of business ethics...

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Royane E Khalil
Royane E Khalil

She has a point about Omarosa- at least she wasn't a doormat. She repayed disloyalty with disloyalty- the rest of them seem to lack even that basic self respect

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Wendy Ngo
Wendy Ngo

mic drop at the end "don't make the news, make history" I'm quoting her this from now on.

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Kai Edu
Kai Edu

he looks like seth everman

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Kariman Nafia
Kariman Nafia

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PRESENT: لَيانا
PRESENT: لَيانا

slkdjdjdodikdd omg i love dulcé

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Andre Hewell
Andre Hewell

He looks like Wilson Fisk from Dear Devil lol

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Mark Cameron
Mark Cameron

This lady is a trip. Love ya lady!

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Dead Faces
Dead Faces

Sessions views are pretty headass but I did feel bad for him

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Steve Matthews
Steve Matthews

Is the laughter in the audience even real? Cause they sure sound fake

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MegaCassie83
MegaCassie83

😂😂😂😂😂😂💀💀💀💀💀 YUP

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Parlez64
Parlez64

Godfather trump's newest lieutenant...of the mob of thugs.

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Mighty Mystery
Mighty Mystery

The whole commentary was delightful and insightful. The suggestion, of making a scene, was actually quite close to the mark. During the heady days of the French Revolution, nobility would go stoically to the guillotine, to cheering throngs, week after week. But on 8 Dec 1793, Mme du Barry screamed from her cell, the whole cart ride, the ascent to the scaffold, even to the moment the blade despatched her. Her cries were claimed audible for blocks. She was one of the final executions because the crowds and the executioner were so unnerved. For such a coward as Trump, a bit of embarrassing defiance and protest might stifle his petulance. Of course, it is possible the cordial departures are camouflage. A backstab is easy when you're hugging.

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john smith
john smith

Well Trevor at least with Trump you have a show. without him your not funny. Whats funny is your ratings. If Trump ever gets impeached guess what. lolol

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Adolfo Coronado
Adolfo Coronado

“And it Work....”

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2/3 MartialLawPuppet
2/3 MartialLawPuppet

The 🍊 Skinhead replaced the Keebler Elf

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BAckwards BrooklynNYC
BAckwards BrooklynNYC

Jon Stewerts decesion to leave sucks but not Trevor he is fawesome

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BMJSpitteler
BMJSpitteler

WTF is wrong with Whitaker's eyes? One looks far right and one looks far left?

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BMJSpitteler
BMJSpitteler

"Neva / Eva" - Hou op met die "Larnie Twanging" Trevor, doesn't suit you and sounds put on.

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bjfdog
bjfdog

Trump is going down. I don't understand how people are okay with a liar, a cheater and a thief as an employee. I worked with a guy like him at a restaurant. At 5 foot 5 and 230 pounds he said he played football for both the Seahawks and Manchester United. He would say things like, "My grandfather invented toast." He was a sociopath so bad. He would compliment your looks when it was just blowing smoke up your ass. Just like Trump, he was embarrassing and really bad for business. He said he was a sommelier (wine expert) when it was just a tasting he attended...

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Krysii Somah
Krysii Somah

"Don't make news make history" Great quote in and out of context 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾 Love Dulce

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debra Hoke
debra Hoke

Only the best, another Rump mobster. Right on! All a bunch of cowards!

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code dragon
code dragon

iam your fan from egypt

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Duy Ly
Duy Ly

This show is awesome

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Steelmage99
Steelmage99

Trevor, no power lifter includes the hashtag "CrossFit" in their posts, nor do they use crossfit plates.

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roger thornton
roger thornton

C ya !!! Little racist ass elf !!! Wouldn’t want to b your little racist ass !!!! !!!

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Aaron Israel
Aaron Israel

That stereotypical heavy set woman is way too vile. Not funny at all.

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Blessing Sungai
Blessing Sungai

This might be a tight line "Don't just make news, make history" ....

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?Alpha Centaurí?
?Alpha Centaurí?

Why is she making fun of people's chin 😓

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Alan Choi Chang
Alan  Choi Chang

someone should kick trump in the face, 10 times.

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Lewele Jeremiah
Lewele Jeremiah

Everything in America is getting exposed everyday since Trump stepped in.😅😅 I started to be interested in America because of Trump😂😂😅with his orange skin

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Georgina Adayi
Georgina Adayi

"Don't just make the news, make history!!!"👌

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Brennon Strickland
Brennon Strickland

He looks like Wilson fisk

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Eisdax
Eisdax

Whitaker somehow reminds me on a bad version of Wilson Fisk... "Fisk" Light,... now with 0% competence.

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Spencer J Elliott
Spencer J Elliott

She just set black women back 60 years. Nothing bad will happen as long as you don't get fired? You won't get hired. Problem avoided.

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Francine Hines
Francine Hines

Who are you to speak for black women?

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Jack pine Savage
Jack pine Savage

I worked law enforcement for 23 years. When the brass tells you to not take a complaint to the prosecutor, you do what you're told or you're fired. When Whitaker tells Mueller to not forward his report to the Senate he will do what he's told or he will be fired.  Whitaker will ride out all the calls for him to recuse himself just long enough to fix things to suit his mentor.

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Steve Lion
Steve Lion

Whole white house now full of scammers and liars

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jon j
jon j

Bye Felicia😂

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Anna W
Anna W

No, no, no, no, NO! Carve up trump if you must, but leave his desk alone! Those desks have a ton of history behind them. They're artifacts, leave them be.

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na me
na me

Don’t just make news. Make history.

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Skinnymoneyman
Skinnymoneyman

Lex Luther is in office, yet superman is nowhere to be found.

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David Saintloth
David Saintloth

I guarantee to you guys that when Mueller and this blanched turd are in a room together .... he will be made to know who the Man is in the room.

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Reel Filmmaker
Reel Filmmaker

God bless you Mr. Noah, u da best.

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Rochelle Eskue
Rochelle Eskue

Let me see if I understand this so far. The Feds have slapped him with a multi-million dollar lawsuit and now he's a Federal employee? How the F does that work now?

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Michael Mara
Michael Mara

Are we great yet?

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Nikolina Cacija
Nikolina Cacija

Trevor as allways amazing bud that woman wasn’t funny, sorry

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Jamfar777
Jamfar777

Whitaker looks like a Wilson Fisk

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Lenny Prosado
Lenny Prosado

Dulce Sloan to this show is what Guillermo is to the Kimmel show... Obnoxious and a quota filler. Ugh. I like Trevor , I just don't care for Guillermo.

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Penny Walendzik
Penny Walendzik

More of tRumps best people:(

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Bade Ayoade
Bade Ayoade

Dulcé Sloan reminds me of Wanda Sykes

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ViSH
ViSH

Who do you think will win in WWE match Trump VS Matt Whitaker??

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JB1
JB1

😂 trump got scam 😂

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Zai Metro
Zai Metro

love the "...cleaning your bathroom..."... all d best US

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NoirNouveau
NoirNouveau

Did Roy Wood Jr write her lines? Reminds to much of him to be OG. Still funny however.

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teresa curran
teresa curran

Whitaker is a red herring, you need to worry about the guy taking his place. Psychology 101 that even teens get. Introduce your parents to worst case scenario potential boyfriends to the point where they are relieved when your bf is just a stoner dropout.

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Don't be like me
Don't be like me

Trump is too busy defending himself. He needs to focus on being president. He really needs to focus on being a good man and Christian like he claimed he was during his campaign. If he did that he wouldn't care so much for his ego and reputation. He'd be doing what he should be doing and he'd not care about what he is in the eyes of men but what he is in the eyes of God.

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The Secret News
The Secret News

i love this woman xD

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Firko Kafi
Firko Kafi

Trevor, u r genius greetings from Bangladesh

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mutinda te
mutinda te

The guy looks like a Wilson Fisk knock off

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that one stormtrooper
that one stormtrooper

Matt Whitaker looks like agent 47 let himself go

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Armando O.
Armando O.

She said carb a SMALL MUSROOM FROM MARIO BROS. (According to stormy Daniels)on his desk and make history!!! Lol

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rivr crse
rivr crse

I volunteer to carve a dick onto Trump's desk for free. It won't take long since it's so tiny.

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gordo gorda
gordo gorda

Shes right reporters and his fired staff need to start stooping down to his pathetic level.

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Sm0keytheband1t
Sm0keytheband1t

Dulcé is fkn funny AF D:

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martin solano
martin solano

Never trust a man with no hair.

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Haru Son of the Sun
Haru Son of the Sun

If your from Michigan and ready to stand-up for your love ones and children to hope that one day thet can do something more, then slide to the side I have a Job to do.

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Mattt
Mattt

This is America. We literally HIRE hackers that can't be caught to work for the government🤷🏽‍♂️. I'm just Black.

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HavCola
HavCola

Somebody at the Trump white house carving a dick into the Resolute desk just sounds waaaay too plausible.

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Emil tee
Emil tee

now i want to get hired in the white house so i can get fired and carve a dick into the white house

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Nightfury
Nightfury

Carve a dick into Trump’s desk 😂

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Jeremy Pritts
Jeremy Pritts

What about your own country racist

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Thor Anonymous
Thor Anonymous

Lulz loved it

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silverserpants
silverserpants

Never "too soon"

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Paul Cheek
Paul Cheek

new guy sure looks like a NAZI enforcer

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jenny misteqq
jenny misteqq

I haven’t seen this show since Jon Stewart retired. This is terrible.

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Jorge of Albion
Jorge of Albion

Piece of crap hired by a piece of crap. America deserves better.

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Deep Dish
Deep Dish

Fuck yeah She ain't wrong Don't make the news Make history

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Edgar Albelo
Edgar Albelo

Such a powerful quote "Don't just make the news, make history"

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Susan Victoria Hundley
Susan Victoria Hundley

Just in time for Sessions to return to his original role, Evil Elf on a Shelf 🎄

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The- potato-warrior
The- potato-warrior

This guy is about as black as birdshit

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Larissa Brewington
Larissa Brewington

Dulce Sloan was HILARIOUS!!!

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James Brooks
James Brooks

Why does this bitch ass show in my feed.

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martin solano
martin solano

Because you watch dumb fuck.

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joseph bodden
joseph bodden

Whitaker is damn near a perfect ringer for Mussolini! Google it! side by side, they could be identical twins!

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Adam Browne
Adam Browne

Actually, any y'all old enough to remember Bull from Night Court? Surprised nobody thought of that. New dude looks like his son or something.

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Bianca Luedeker
Bianca Luedeker

That's not powerlifting.

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Whistling Dixie
Whistling Dixie

Hilarious that you don’t know what treason means .. only commie that committed treason was obama who gave a terrorist organization Muslim brotherhood billions in money and weapons, sold Russia USA uranium and guess who kept the money ?! Hmm 🤔 democRATS are so disgusting and foul so crooked if they don’t get their way like getting a liar to accuse Kavanaugh of assault yet all her witnesses were like ‘ hell no we never met Kavanaugh ‘ every witness denied her crap story so if democrats had evidence you can believe that it would be brought out but they haven’t because it was a lie made up by Hillary fusion GPS paying for a fake dossier to get fake FISA warrant for excuses to spy on trump which backfired 😂comey , Sessions , page , McCabe , ect the rats running 😂😂

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Miss G
Miss G

This is awesome 😇❣️

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farolito74
farolito74

Who else expects to see a barcode on the back of Whitaker’s head?

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Haxyn Trump
Haxyn Trump

Trump hiring a scam artist and loyal lapdog? Say it isn't so..........

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Gork Skoal
Gork Skoal

Does anyone else not see the inherent problem here? oO some douchebag that runs shell companies, and running one with the GOP is Meullars paycheck? that's called a conflict on interest and likely not legal...though neither of those the GOP seems to give care about. And that's called a corrupt governement.

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Gork Skoal
Gork Skoal

I fail to see how this is supposed to work. Who's gaining here?

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Vicky Kgoete
Vicky Kgoete

That "too soon" joke lol South Africans understand😂😂

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Dalian Petrov
Dalian Petrov

As a moderate Republican I get accused of bigotry and racism, but I find this lady's anti-trump jokes too amusing to possibly be problematic. Point being if I watch Comedy Central I expect comedy. If I watch white house press coverage I expect people doing their job as well

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